When I see an article like this, I look at it in 2 ways. One- that I am correct in my estimation that everyone has inner fatties lurking. And two, this is food porn for the rest of the year, easily.
With that, a special nod to the men and women behind the fast food conglomerate. Kudos (mmmm kudos) for taking your inner fatty, your distortion of health, your disregard for calories and fat, and your love of cheese on everything and not only bringing it to the world, but for profiting off what most of us keep in a closet next to the empty container and wrappers.
A montage like this has to get everyone creative gravy (mmm gravy) flowing. Some of my rock star ideas are:
Hot Dog Omelets- made them before, ate them happily, few things are as delicious as a hot dog for breakfast. (Disclaimer- I found out today that Dunkin Donuts has started to market a hot dog breakfast sandwich…for this I both thank them and also wonder how many millions I have lost in sitting on this idea). Thanksgiving Trifle- Not the dessert and not the friend’s episode. I’m talking layers: Mashed potatoes, Turkey, Corn, Stuffing, Cranberry, and Repeat. And of course- Chinese Burritos- all the benefits of your favorite Chinese dish- served Mexican style.
What are your food fantasies?
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